So I was watching Conan with my mom tonight and Fall Out Boy came on to perform and Pete Wentz was supposed to break out of this weird looking cocoon thing and start playing, but he couldn’t get out and spent half the song trying to pry the doors open, so basically my mom and I just spent the last hour crying laughing over it
A friend of mine’s fiance just wrote on her wall, “I love you like you love Beyonce.”
And my actual response was WOOHOHOAH THERE BUDDY, THOSE ARE SOME BIG WORDS YOU ARE MAKING A PRETTY BOLD STATEMENT.
They are engaged to be married for forever for life. And I’m still over here like, BUTTTTT Beyonce is *~Beyonce~*, how dare you.