With love & secondhand embarrassment.

So I was watching Conan with my mom tonight and Fall Out Boy came on to perform and Pete Wentz was supposed to break out of this weird looking cocoon thing and start playing, but he couldn’t get out and spent half the song trying to pry the doors open, so basically my mom and I just spent the last hour crying laughing over it

A friend of mine’s fiance just wrote on her wall, “I love you like you love Beyonce.”

And my actual response was WOOHOHOAH THERE BUDDY, THOSE ARE SOME BIG WORDS YOU ARE MAKING A PRETTY BOLD STATEMENT.
They are engaged to be married for forever for life. And I’m still over here like, BUTTTTT Beyonce is *~Beyonce~*, how dare you.

jeslyncat:

BriTANick hosts SNL with Nick playing a skit as Josh Server with Kenan in an All That sketch. People would probably just think it was Josh. Lori Beth could probably show up.

Also, I dunno, Brian could do a Harold Lloyd sketch if they felt like doing a weird silent movie nod.

Or they could both be Marx Brothers’ “other brothers.”

Just spit balling here.

I have never wanted anything more than I want this to be real.

Here’s the thing: If YM magazine was still around today, I would probably still buy it.