- Me: "What do we have that would make me look like Lizzie McGuire?"
- Chelsea: [points at my drawers] "All of it?"
The lasting Halloween costume contenders:
- A cougar (The lady kind, not the animal kind.)
- Zombie Hannah Montana
- Princess Peach
Help me out here, guys. What should I be?
- Me: "Woah. Did you guys put those lights up last night?"
- Stacy: "Yeah! We're the first store in the promenade to get their holiday stuff up."
- Me: "Oh, wait, they're Christmas lights? I thought they were just Light-lights. Just to look cool."
- Stacy: "No, girl! It's AE Christmas season!"
- Me: "It's not even Halloween yet!"
I do a really good Scott-Stapp-Hinder-Nickelback impression.
It’s putting me in a really good mood.
I will buy you that big house way up in the West Hills.
I will buy you a new life. Yes, I will.