August 2010
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Me: "And it's just really frustrating because then I think, like, Kristen Stewart is younger than I am and a terrible actress, but already doing a ton of movies and making out with Jesse Eisenberg and Ryan Reynolds in the same movie! And I'm chilling out in college like an idiot. That is so depressing."
Hannah: "Antha, we're gonna be fine. Meryl Streep didn't land her first movie until she was 28."
Me: "You always know just how to bring me back."
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Brittany: "Free smoothies at Tropical Smoothies today, guys!"
Me: "Awesome! Just show up and get a free one?"
Brittany: "Well, you have to give a friend's phone number."
Megan: "So, throw your friend under the bus and you get a free one?"
Brittany: "Hey, I get their texts and they're not bad."
Me: (laughing) "You get Tropical Smoothie sale alerts sent straight to your phone?!"
Brittany: "Don't make fun of me!"
Me: "No, I'm laughing because that's something I would do."
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One of many ridiculous things to go down on...
Sarah: "If we did the New Orleans theme, we were thinking we could have a bunch of different sections that have to do with things from the city. Like, Mardi Gras, jazz bands, the French quarter..."
Ashley: "Ninth Ward."
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I met this guy tonight who was telling us horror...
And his roommate is, by far, the worst case I’ve ever heard of. I mean, padlocked closet, room full of teddy bears, doesn’t talk for months at a time, meth making supplies in his duffel bag (nothing good can come of carrying a duffel bag), the works.
But out of all of that, the thing I found the most horrifying? He doesn’t have a shower curtain in his bathroom. Why? Why would...
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It's almost time for me to start thinking of...
Ahead of the game this year! Any ideas?
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“I just want to drink kid’s beer.”
– Mackenzie, 9
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My 9 year old little sister has interesting taste...
Me: "What do you think is so cute about Justin Bieber?"
Mackenzie: "His songs."
Me: "Well, yeah, but I mean him, not his music."
Mackenzie: "His face!"
Me: "No, I mean, like, do you think his hair is cute? Like, is that it? Okay, listen, I'm gonna show you a picture of a celebrity I think is cute and show you how to do this the right way."
Me: (Google Image searches "Ryan Gosling")
Mackenzie: "He looks like he's gonna murder me!"
Me: "What are you talking about?!"
Mackenzie: "His face doesn't say it, but his eyes do. He's gonna take me into his basement and kill me! Search Kevin Jonas!"
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Sometimes at work, we all gather in the middle of...
Like, today for instance. The little things, you know?
