Me: "And it's just really frustrating because then I think, like, Kristen Stewart is younger than I am and a terrible actress, but already doing a ton of movies and making out with Jesse Eisenberg and Ryan Reynolds in the same movie! And I'm chilling out in college like an idiot. That is so depressing."
Hannah: "Antha, we're gonna be fine. Meryl Streep didn't land her first movie until she was 28."
Me: "You always know just how to bring me back."
Brittany: "Free smoothies at Tropical Smoothies today, guys!"
Me: "Awesome! Just show up and get a free one?"
Brittany: "Well, you have to give a friend's phone number."
Megan: "So, throw your friend under the bus and you get a free one?"
Brittany: "Hey, I get their texts and they're not bad."
Me: (laughing) "You get Tropical Smoothie sale alerts sent straight to your phone?!"
Brittany: "Don't make fun of me!"
Me: "No, I'm laughing because that's something I would do."
One of many ridiculous things to go down on...
Sarah: "If we did the New Orleans theme, we were thinking we could have a bunch of different sections that have to do with things from the city. Like, Mardi Gras, jazz bands, the French quarter..."
Ashley: "Ninth Ward."
I met this guy tonight who was telling us horror...
And his roommate is, by far, the worst case I’ve ever heard of. I mean, padlocked closet, room full of teddy bears, doesn’t talk for months at a time, meth making supplies in his duffel bag (nothing good can come of carrying a duffel bag), the works. But out of all of that, the thing I found the most horrifying? He doesn’t have a shower curtain in his bathroom. Why? Why would...
It's almost time for me to start thinking of...
Ahead of the game this year! Any ideas?
I just want to drink kid’s beer.– Mackenzie, 9
My 9 year old little sister has interesting taste...
Me: "What do you think is so cute about Justin Bieber?"
Mackenzie: "His songs."
Me: "Well, yeah, but I mean him, not his music."
Mackenzie: "His face!"
Me: "No, I mean, like, do you think his hair is cute? Like, is that it? Okay, listen, I'm gonna show you a picture of a celebrity I think is cute and show you how to do this the right way."
Me: (Google Image searches "Ryan Gosling")
Mackenzie: "He looks like he's gonna murder me!"
Me: "What are you talking about?!"
Mackenzie: "His face doesn't say it, but his eyes do. He's gonna take me into his basement and kill me! Search Kevin Jonas!"
Sometimes at work, we all gather in the middle of...
Like, today for instance. The little things, you know?